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Blood In The Water
Now when you chose a law career the moment you embark There's that joke you're bound to hear 'A lawyer is a shark' Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb Only some of you will turn out sharks, just some The rest are chum Our topic is, blood in the water Kids, it's time you faced Law school is a waste Yes! Unless you aquire a taste for Blood in the water Dark and red and raw You're nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law Mr. Schultz, hypothetical question: Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud? A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it Off to your client, all she saved since she was born Well, he promised to invest it but he spent it On prostitutes and heroin and porn No, I would not want to take that case! WRONG! This one is a win, unless you're lazy! Grandma's broke, she'll have some hack from legal aid! Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy, Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid! Look for the blood in the water Read your Thomas Hobb's Only spineless snobs will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs yes, Blood in the water Your scruples are a flaw Ms Hoopes, would you be the right lawyer for the following client? Say they offer you a bundle for defending A famous hitman for the mafia elite, Seems he missed his chosen prey, Hit a nun and drove away, running over three cute puppies in the street? What, you think I wouldn't defend him just because he's a typical man? Oh, you lesbians think you're so tough Eh. but. eh Oh dear I think my comment has offended Hard to argue though, when you're too mad to speak. Your employment will be very quickly ended When they see how your emotions make you weak! So what's my point? I run a million dollar law firm, And I hire four new interns every year From this class I will select Four young sharks whom I respect Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And those four will have a guaranteed career! Do you follow me? So I want to see... what? Blood in the water Exactly, let the games begin! Four of you will win! But just those four with the dorsal fin, yes Blood in the water So fight and scratch and claw! Yes, Ms. Woods, Elle Woods! Someone's had their morning coffee... Would you summarize the case of the State of Indiana v Hurn in your reading? Oh, I wanted to answer the puppy question! But I'm asking you about the assigned reading Oh Okay, who assigns reading for the first day of class? You have guts, Miss Woods! Miss Kensington, Let's say you teach a class at Harvard Law School A position that you're justly proud about But a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all Should you let it go or... No! I would throw her out! All right then. You heard your classmate You have just been killed She cut your throat, so grab your coats Yes, you've got guts but now they're spilled You're blood's in the water! So would you please withdraw? And if you return Be ready to learn. Or is it unfair? Oh wait, I don't care That's just how I rule In life and in school With fear and shock and gall You're nothing until (Blood in the water) The thrill of the kill (Blood in the water) Becomes your only law (Blood in the water Your only law (Blood in the water) Your only law (Blood in the water) Blood in the water!
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