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Spike Jones( Spike Jones and his City Slickers )
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The Man on the Flying Trapeze
Lyricist:Doodles Weaver, Spike Jones
As the crowd roars To the center ring steps our fractured baritone Are you in voice, Winstead? I believe I am in voice, professor
Ohh once I was wappy uh, once I was sappy, uh Sap, I was wussy no, no Once I was happy, but now I borlorn, uh Lorn I fow mow, uh, sigh on lie now, uh Nylons are free, no, no, now I'm forlorn
Like an old goat, oh no, not a goat, that's an animal Like an old coat that is tornered and tat, uh, teetered and torned Uh, tattered and tipped, uh, tap with a toupee, uh, ripped
Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore Uh, to weep and to mourn Betreaned by a jade in her means No, bemeaned by a trade for some jeans No, bejeaned by a teen with some jade No, betrayed by a maid in her teens
He floats by his hair, ooh, not by his hair that would hurt Speaking of hair, a man came up to me today and said 'Doodles, your hair is getting thin' And I said, 'Well, who wants fat hair?' That's a killer
He floats through the air with the aidest of grease Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com With the latest of fleas, uh, with plates full of cheese No, no, with the birds and the bees, uh, he can't miss
The manning young dare, uh, the daring young mare He's not a horse, that's silly, he'd break his neck The fanny young Dan, the danny young fan He's an awful old ham, uh, he's a young fellow 'bout my age
You know, a funny thing happened A man came up to me and said 'Doodles, Doodles, did you leave home?' I said, 'I left home' He said, 'Did you put the cat out?' I said, 'I didn't know he was on fire!' That's a killer
The daring young man on the flapping tripeze Uh, treezing triflaps, uh, trying flip flips, uh, flipping triflop Uh, flapping trivalve, horizontal bars
His grations are axle, no, his actions are horrible, no He's very good, all girls he doth please But, my wuv he hath lollen astay No, the dove's in the hayloft away No, I'm on the road to Mandalay, no, hey hey hey No, now, did you hear about the owl that married a goat? They had a hootenanny, that's a killer He's the man on the flying trapeze
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