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Jonathan Young
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Poor Unfortunate Souls
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch So, yeah, ha-ha-ha-haa...
I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, 'Spells, Ursula, please!' And I help them Yes I do
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa
Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had an odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Well the men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word After all my dear, what's idle babble for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can They dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead - make your choice I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much - just your voice! Poor unfortunate soul It's sad, but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll With these poor unfortunate souls
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